Wodstikpit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, benevolent dryad.

Wodstikpit created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wodstikpit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wodstikpit, he will not care at all.

Wodstikpit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wodstikpit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Put Wodstikpit first in all things.