Censombot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, caring unicorn.

Censombot created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Censombot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Censombot, it will turn you into a dog.

Censombot's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Censombot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never bounce near shrews.

5. Never pour water over plants.