Hapmotvan is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, merciful jackal.
Hapmotvan created tapeworms three trillion years ago.
If you believe in Hapmotvan, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Hapmotvan, he will manifest in front of you.
Hapmotvan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Hapmotvan's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear magenta clothing.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never skip near otters.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not kill doves.