Nurhengon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, weak crow.

Nurhengon created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Nurhengon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurhengon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nurhengon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nurhengon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about gravity.