Sanyogflow is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, calm narwhal.

Sanyogflow created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanyogflow, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanyogflow, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sanyogflow's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sanyogflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.