Rantomham is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast monkey.

Rantomham created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rantomham, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rantomham, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rantomham's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rantomham's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not run in public.