Tunnurtfad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage crab.

Tunnurtfad created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunnurtfad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tunnurtfad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tunnurtfad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tunnurtfad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tunnurtfad.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Never run near cats.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.