Gumnutnad is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, sapient wren.
Gumnutnad created humankind nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Gumnutnad, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Gumnutnad, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Gumnutnad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Gumnutnad's Holy Commandments1. Never write about gravity.
2. Never paint your feet cyan.
3. Gumnutnad loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.
4. Always help sick nematodes.
5. Do not shave your back.