Stanbungep is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced goblin.
Stanbungep created the Sun six million years ago.
If you believe in Stanbungep, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Stanbungep, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Stanbungep's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Stanbungep's Holy Commandments1. Do not run in public.
2. Do not wear silicon on your body.
3. Never eat lentils.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. You must pray to Stanbungep seven times a day.