Funbigyim is a god.
He takes the form of a large, quiet camel.
Funbigyim created light two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Funbigyim, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in Funbigyim, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Funbigyim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Funbigyim's Holy Commandments1. Always wear yellow.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not hurt manatees.
4. You must never eat aubergines.
5. Retreat if seven great tits approach from the east.