Xennuttzen is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, kind goat.
Xennuttzen created Africa two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Xennuttzen, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in Xennuttzen, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Xennuttzen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Xennuttzen's Holy Commandments1. Put Xennuttzen first in all things.
2. Worship no other gods but Xennuttzen.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xennuttzen.
5. Never wear brown shoes.