Madgatdab is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, irritating otter.
Madgatdab created everything that exists eight billion years ago.
If you believe in Madgatdab, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Madgatdab, he will turn you into a frog.
Madgatdab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Madgatdab's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. You must love Madgatdab.
3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.
4. Always help turtles in need.
5. Do not wear cyan clothing.