Vanrulshav is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty unicorn.

Vanrulshav created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanrulshav, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vanrulshav, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vanrulshav's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vanrulshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan skirts.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.