Viggumnurbog is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, fast crab.
Viggumnurbog created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Viggumnurbog, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Viggumnurbog, she will be very unhappy.
Viggumnurbog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Viggumnurbog's Holy Commandments1. Run away from fawn shrews, for they are unholy.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Worship no other gods but Viggumnurbog.
5. Horses are not to be trusted.