Cinarparf is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident weasel.
Cinarparf created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Cinarparf, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in Cinarparf, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Cinarparf's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Cinarparf's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured squirrels.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
5. Never go into brown rooms.