Fitfonyartbot Vadlagdin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fitfonyartbot Vadlagdin created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitfonyartbot Vadlagdin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fitfonyartbot Vadlagdin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fitfonyartbot Vadlagdin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fitfonyartbot Vadlagdin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always obey Fitfonyartbot Vadlagdin's priests.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.