Nutkingep is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent hydra.

Nutkingep created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutkingep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutkingep, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nutkingep's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nutkingep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six cats approach from the west.

2. You must love Nutkingep.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Never eat bark.
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