Haktanort is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful wyrm.

Haktanort created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Haktanort, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Haktanort, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Haktanort's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Haktanort's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of dolphins.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Haktanort loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

5. Haktanort must be the most important thing in your life.