Fudmabdavfom is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous bee.

Fudmabdavfom created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudmabdavfom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fudmabdavfom, she will strike you with lightening.

Fudmabdavfom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fudmabdavfom's Holy Commandments

1. Fudmabdavfom loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide if nine snails approach from the east.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not hurt frogs.