Mifgenxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil fly.

Mifgenxuck created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Mifgenxuck, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mifgenxuck, she will turn you into a goat.

Mifgenxuck's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Mifgenxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not stand on grass.