Fardissmob is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able bee.

Fardissmob created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fardissmob, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fardissmob, it will ignore you.

Fardissmob's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fardissmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fardissmob on top of all buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Fardissmob must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always take life seriously.