Fudjatfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud fairy.

Fudjatfoss created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fudjatfoss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fudjatfoss, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fudjatfoss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fudjatfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
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