Canfagsag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous goat.

Canfagsag created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Canfagsag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Canfagsag, it will turn you into a duck.

Canfagsag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Canfagsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never skip near turtles.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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