Pinxembif is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic goat.

Pinxembif created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinxembif, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinxembif, she will curse you with boils.

Pinxembif's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pinxembif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never paint your feet purple.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.