Dissnurvad is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic bee.
Dissnurvad created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in Dissnurvad, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in Dissnurvad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Dissnurvad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Dissnurvad's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat turnips.
2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Do not hurt otters.
5. Never think about gravity.