Cetbin is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, compassionate finch.
Cetbin created snails seven million years ago.
If you believe in Cetbin, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in Cetbin, it will torture you forever.
Cetbin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Cetbin's Holy Commandments1. Never wear yellow hats.
2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.