Hivegpak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered hare.

Hivegpak created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivegpak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hivegpak, he will turn you into a mole.

Hivegpak's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hivegpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hivegpak.

3. Run away if seven mice approach from the east.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never wear red boots.