Listpon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful lizard.

Listpon created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Listpon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Listpon, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Listpon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Listpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Retreat if nine sharks approach from the west.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about amino acids.
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