Kimorthab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless hare.

Kimorthab created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kimorthab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kimorthab, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kimorthab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kimorthab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Hide if seven shrews approach from the west.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.