Watrot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, contented cat.

Watrot created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watrot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Watrot, he will try to impress you with trees.

Watrot's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Watrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Watrot.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.