Faghabcin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered bee.

Faghabcin created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Faghabcin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Faghabcin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Faghabcin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Faghabcin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always wear cyan.