Rotquatpog is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, humane frog.
Rotquatpog created vertebrates four trillion years ago.
If you believe in Rotquatpog, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in Rotquatpog, she will send you a sign.
Rotquatpog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Rotquatpog's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not wear gold on your body.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.
5. Always obey Rotquatpog's priests.