Boglipbom is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, awesome scorpion.
Boglipbom created Europe five billion years ago.
If you believe in Boglipbom, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Boglipbom, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Boglipbom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Boglipbom's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not shave your hands.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.