Volbabmut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast sheep.

Volbabmut created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volbabmut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volbabmut, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Volbabmut's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Volbabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet violet.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Volbabmut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shave your head.
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