Danjip is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered rat.
Danjip created life two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Danjip, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in Danjip, she will be mildly annoyed.
Danjip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Danjip's Holy Commandments1. Danjip loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.
2. Never mention swans.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Always treat horses with great respect.