Miphogcan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate centipede.

Miphogcan created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Miphogcan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Miphogcan, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Miphogcan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Miphogcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face blue.

2. Always obey Miphogcan's priests.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Miphogcan must be the most important thing in your life.
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