Fabtonkcub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent centipede.

Fabtonkcub created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabtonkcub, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fabtonkcub, she will turn you into a rock.

Fabtonkcub's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fabtonkcub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fabtonkcub nine times a day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.