Sugnillhon is a god.
It takes the form of a large, intelligent butterfly.
Sugnillhon created bats twelve years ago.
If you believe in Sugnillhon, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in Sugnillhon, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Sugnillhon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Sugnillhon's Holy Commandments1. Sugnillhon must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never think about comets.
3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never look at black holes.