Migcitgil is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, contented ant.

Migcitgil created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcitgil, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migcitgil, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Migcitgil's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Migcitgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Migcitgil's priests.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always help eagles in need.