Budhudbog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omnipotent pig.

Budhudbog created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budhudbog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Budhudbog, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Budhudbog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Budhudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue doves, for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Retreat if five mice approach from the north.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budhudbog.

5. Never wear hats.