Vanrenzag is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered unicorn.
Vanrenzag created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in Vanrenzag, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Vanrenzag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Vanrenzag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Vanrenzag's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never talk about gulls.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never feed oranges to dolphins while wearing magenta ear rings.