Queegfidflis is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate raccoon.
Queegfidflis created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in Queegfidflis, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in Queegfidflis, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Queegfidflis' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Queegfidflis' Holy Commandments1. Never write about stars.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never think about cell theory.
4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
5. Always pray immersed in water.