Minbuttonk Bomkadfod Mapyatcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tranquil lobster.

Minbuttonk Bomkadfod Mapyatcuss created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbuttonk Bomkadfod Mapyatcuss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Minbuttonk Bomkadfod Mapyatcuss, it will manifest in front of you.

Minbuttonk Bomkadfod Mapyatcuss' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Minbuttonk Bomkadfod Mapyatcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Put Minbuttonk Bomkadfod Mapyatcuss first in all things.

3. Never wear turquoise rings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never skip in holy places.