Nularpwonkap is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent armadillo.
Nularpwonkap created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Nularpwonkap, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Nularpwonkap, she will think nothing of it.
Nularpwonkap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Nularpwonkap's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never talk about black holes.
5. Run away from violet aardvarks, for they are unholy.