Yarttunveg is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient scorpion.
Yarttunveg created humankind six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Yarttunveg, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Yarttunveg, it will send you a sign.
Yarttunveg's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Yarttunveg's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. You must pray to Yarttunveg five times a day.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Do not listen to music.