Pibmumfubten is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, strong shrew.
Pibmumfubten created Mount Everest two million years ago.
If you believe in Pibmumfubten, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Pibmumfubten, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Pibmumfubten's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Pibmumfubten's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear red clothing.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.