Quillvonmif Sogpopbonkfebhapsab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring crane.

Quillvonmif Sogpopbonkfebhapsab created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillvonmif Sogpopbonkfebhapsab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quillvonmif Sogpopbonkfebhapsab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Quillvonmif Sogpopbonkfebhapsab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Quillvonmif Sogpopbonkfebhapsab's Holy Commandments

1. Quillvonmif Sogpopbonkfebhapsab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never paint your face pink.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.

5. Never talk about comets.