Tammip is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent coyote.

Tammip created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Tammip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tammip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tammip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tammip's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not shave your face.