Nellistveg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring warg.

Nellistveg created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellistveg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nellistveg, he will not care at all.

Nellistveg's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nellistveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the west.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Run away if nine whales approach from the east.