Tadquarttun is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, fussy fairy.
Tadquarttun created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Tadquarttun, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Tadquarttun, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Tadquarttun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Tadquarttun's Holy Commandments1. Do not sit in public.
2. Always help swans in need.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not commit murder.